Utah Bites

I haven't delved into this topic because usually when I start, I can't stop. Word vomit to a T. So I will try to keep this to what is on my mind right now and not all the reasons why I dislike Utah so much.

There are two movies I want to see REALLY, really, REALLY bad. #1 is Fantastic Mr. Fox



and #2 is Precious.



I went online to see where and when it is playing and oh...guess the freak what? Here are the two closest locations:

Kimball's Twin Peak Theatre (376.5 mi)
115 East Pikes Peak Avenue btwn Nevada and Tejon
Colorado Springs, CO 80903

OR

ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood (550.2 mi)
6360 W Sunset Blvd
Hollywood, CA 90028 (323) 464-4226

I love how moviefone.com tells me how far away they are. Micah, feel like a road trip? Psh. SO INFURIATING!

So thanks Utah for making the decision for me that these movies are not appropriate. I'd like to make that decision on my own. The real hilarious part about this is that Fantastic Mr. Fox is a kids movie. WHAT?!? I don't get it. I really don't get it at all. It makes me want to punch a hole through something or scream profanities out loud and wait for people to give me looks that scream "That young lady is seriously disturbed! Who raised her!"

Screw you Utahans. Once I leave this place I hope to never return.