A Few of My Not So Favorite Things

Fashion faux-pas! I see these babies all the time and it is like nails on a chalkboard. Gives me the willies.

• Boys wearing "sagged" skinny jeans. (I don't mind boys in skinny jeans when they are fitted right, but really? The sagging just doesn't work here boys.)
• Sweat pants tucked into Uggs. I see this EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
• This is a new one : knee high boots and capris! I mean, it's one thing if your capris are long enough that they tuck into the boots and no one is the wiser, but when you are walking and I can see skin?! It's like wearing knee high nylons with a skirt not quite long enough to meet. It's called thigh-highs ladies!
• CROCS. The ONLY place these are appropriate are outdoors in the garden. That is it.
• Socks and sandals in any way, shape, or form.
• Workout shoes with jeans. They make cute sneakers for a reason.
• Pleated pants. Never flattering, never cute, never acceptable.
• Muffin tops. Come on, find jeans that fit.
• Bumpits - I enjoy some volume and back-combing as much as the next girl, but beehives haven't come back into style for a reason.
• Eye shadow that matches your eye color. Like, blue and blue. Oh yes ma'am, I am a dirty tramp from the 80's.
• Cameltoe. Nuff said.
• High water pants - get a better tailor.
• Jean on jean. You can only rock denim as one item.
• Throw your Bedazzler away. Gems are only appropriate on little beauty queen girls that have fake teeth and are slave driven.
• Leggings on larger people. Sorry, but it's just one of those things.
• Thongs/g-strings hanging out of the back of pants. Trashy!
• Spandex shorts - should have been left in the 80's. Underarmor is a different story.
• Slippers in public. I know they're comfortable...
• Curlers in public.
• Pajamas in public. (Minus the Pharmacy. That's legit.)
• Mullets are never cool anywhere or anytime. Unless it's part of a costume.
• Anything adorned with the Muppets, Looney Toons, or Winny the Pooh after the age of ten; max.
• Dark lip liner with no lipstick. Frightening.
• Fake nails so long that I ponder the mechanics of going to the bathroom.

That's all I can think of now. Stay tuned for updates!